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Archive for the ‘Op Ed’ Category

Fountain of Youth

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

Not understanding why Linsday Lohan is famous, scratching your head about the purpose of MySpace…it can make you feel old.  It’s possible there’s something a little more abstract that could be eating away at you too [you and me].

I think there’s a lot of pressure to decide what you’re going to be when you grow up. One day you’re smacked in the face with the idea that you are grown up, and are you ever going to achieve the dream you once dreamed as a fresh-faced young adult?

Was there a concrete plan for what you wanted to achieve, or is this all 20-20 hindsight? You may be judging yourself against an imaginary scale of varying greatness, and depending on your mood you could score quite low. I mean, it’s all arbitrary, isn’t it?

Let’s say you want to validate your success with money– that can work, but were you really gunning for financial success? [Yup, that's kinda shallow. Vying to be the next Donald Trump isn't quite the end all, be all...is it?]

I think you know what I’m getting at– what seemed to be so straightforward at age 21 is not so clear-cut 10 0r 15+ years later. It’s time to re-assess, as a real, grown up adult what success means to you.

Why should the 21 year old version of me have control over my future?  I wouldn’t want a 21 year old to decide what music I should listen to, let alone set the bar for my hopes and dreams.

linda signed her name

Democrat, Republican…It’s all Worthless.

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Since I’ve started spouting my opinions, let me give you an example of bs: politics. No matter what your beliefs are, you’re kind of screwed.

Exhibit A: Toyota. This company may have had some shady interactions  leading to government officials overlooking some wrongdoings.

Here’s the real problem– we’ll never know. So many layers of people and press and politics. How could we ever find out what really happened? Can we pass some regulations to prevent this from happening again? No, because the wording of any government document is a minefield of gobbelygook, susceptible to misinterpretation and squirrely activity.

Good luck finding a political party who can implement what you hold dear. Once it leaves your heart and mind and enters the public domain, it’s as good as toilet paper. Cancel that. Toilet paper can serve a physical purpose. Our hopes and dreams… like dust in the wind [thank you Kansas].

linda signed her name

Churning Out Crap

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

I got to thinking about the history of design. I can imagine back when a person hand-crafted a chair or sewed a shirt they may have given thought to the design of the object. I’d assume that unless it was commissioned by a buyer they were far more concerned with utility and construction than aesthetics.

When people were able to make products faster and with less effort I imagine their priorities changed. That’s when capitalism became a factor in the design process– producing more products means they’d likely create inventory. Need keep the selling inventory to make a profit, so they’ve got to produce something that people want to buy. I’d guess the driving factors for consumers would be need, price and/or design.

I’m interested in the moment in history when people started considering how to sell their new mass-produced wares. Specifically, was there a period of time when idea bubbles appeared and people said “Eureka! I will compete in the marketplace with the lowest cost item and design be damned!”

How did it come to be that people choose low cost over aesthetics for products like decorative outdoor fencing? Fake Christmas trees? My personal bugaboo is vinyl siding (and please don’t look to my house as the pinnacle of beauty. Believe me, the moment we have $10,000 it’ll be clad in the most gorgeous Hardy Board.)

Yesterday I was driving down a road of million-dollar houses and saw what I thought might be vinyl fencing. Maybe it was, maybe it wasn’t. But that’s what got me thinking– if you’re going to have a house that’s a million dollars, it’s kind of incumbent upon you to make it look like a million bucks. You know? Of course you’d have to consider the value of your house when making improvements (who’s going to shell out the big big bucks for your vinyl-clad house?) I’m not so much making an argument about taste. There are plenty of ugly, hugely expensive houses out there. But you can’t go cheap and cheesy with your money–even if your taste isn’t mine.

I really thought I had a good argument going here. But the little voice in my brain is saying that sometimes things are expensive and are really POS [that stands for pieces of S] while other times a lesser price can be just chock full ‘o value. I’m stumped on this one. May I revisit when I have a clearer answer to this personal brain teaser?

Thank you for the free pass. I appreciate it.

Uhhh, Salada

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

I bought a box of 48 Salada teabags, and I shouldn’t have.  In fact, today I’m celebrating my last teabag in the box.  Not only is the tea so weak I need 2 bags per mug, the tag on each bag has a little saying.  They make me want to find the author and ask why, why, WHY? Here’s teabag number 48: “Pawn shops are loan-ly places.”

Was the point to irritate me? Because you did. 48 times.